I have been really bad about updating. Life just got hectic.

So I have a few stories to share.

I managed to offend a tranny, 4 times over. It's gotten so bad between the tranny and everyone in the store that my co-worker Lou and I almost get into fist fights with her. I didn't hand her a plastic bag (her boyfriend paid, he gets the bag. End of discussion) and she goes ballistic and starts saying I'm discriminating against her because she's a tranny. SAY WHAT?!!?

So the other day, I look at her and say, after dealing with her for over half an hour "Man, I feel like a woman." She went off! Then she started saying that she looked better than me, and she wasn't even born my gender to which my reply was, "At least I didn't have to pay for my tits."

She looked like she was about to jump over the counter.

On another gender bending note:

This guy comes in. He looks sort of like Peter Boyle (He played Ray Romano's father in Everybody Loves Raymond,) except he had boobs and was wearing these girly, skin tight pants. He asked for change, went into a window booth, and I wanted to vomit.

Ew.