Tonight was quite boring. No sales for about the first 3 or 4 hours I was in the store.

So I shall pull an old story out.

It was a few weeks ago, and this guy comes in and asks if we accept trade-ins. Of course, I say yes, and he goes back out to his car.

He brings in over 100 DVDs, and I had to go through them all and calculate the totals. It was a living nightmare. I wanted to kill the guy.

That same night, I sold a fake Jenna Jameson replica pussy. The guy looks at me and says "My mistress told me to buy this." I start laughing mentally because I know it was going to become his mistress.

I'll have more stories probably saturday.