What a weird day. A lamp post was leaning into the powerlines, some guy was asking people for a ride, and had been stuck at work with my manager for 6 hours, and the owner's car was parked outside from the beginning of my shift to the end, and he never came in. How scary.

So for those of you who know, I give excuses as to why I can't hook up with these people or date them. Here are my excuses, none of which are true:

1) I'm engaged (usually comes with the wedding date of October 31st)
2) I took a vow of celibacy
3) I have a boyfriend
4) I'm a lesbian
5) I have herpes
6) I'm pregnant (sometimes DOESN'T deter them)
7) I'm only into blood letting. I'll do them if they let me slit them open.