So I want to tell the story of the man and the blow up doll:

This guy comes in, and he's looking at the dolls. He brings up one of pornstar Jesse Jane, and puts it on the counter and says, "I want this one, but I want to buy an outfit for it." So I take it out of the box, making sure the pumps are there and that the vibrating bits work. He comes over, and starts stroking her hair as he puts the outfit down.

I go to put her in the box, and he shakes his head no. So I put the bag in the box, and he carries her out, deflated, like his new bride.

Ew.