I've been bad. I haven't been updating. I'm sorry.

So I work 2nd shift on thursdays, and there's this man, identity unknown, that pisses in a McDonald's cup and leaves it for me to clean.

This really irritates me, seeing as it makes me want to vomit, and creeps me out. So now anyone with a cup gets a through looking over, and after they come out, if they don't come out with their cup, I go and see if they left it in there with piss in it.

God, that's disgusting.

Today, our District Manager was in, cleaning up the backroom. I had to act like the Perfect Employee, and I hate doing that. Especially since I'm not. I couldn't read or anything, so I just kinda cleaned up, even though I already dusted the store on Sunday, and I even dusted my co-worker's section, which he never does. My dust rag was totally brown by the time I was done, so it was quite gross.

I sold a Briana Banks imitation vagina, and the VERY NEXT DAY (my day off) some guy came in and asked for it specifically with my manager. My manager was so dissapointed he missed out on that sale, that when I came in, he was like "Why did you have to sell Briana, why couldn't you have talked him into Janine?"

This weird creepy guy has been coming in just to talk to me, and he happens to hang out at the diner where I do, and keeps asking me for nude photos. This creeps me out, so I think I might start calling my manager when he comes in, because my manager scares him away.

Little Rant:

Porn girls that have names of actual celebrities or paraodies of. Tyra Banxxx (Tyra Banks), Britney Rears, just to name a few. Tyra Banxxx was in this softcore magazine we get, that does interviews and blurs out the boobies and other various bodies parts, was quoted as saying she'd never do anal, and up in the booths, what do we have? Tyra Banxxx's first anal. Ha. That's called swallowing your pride.... she should be used to swallowing.

A few days ago, a couple came in to buy a gag gift, and they blew up a sheep on the counter and bought it... it was just one of the strangest experiences that night.