So, I used to post on the Rants and Raves at Craigslist for State College.

Seriously, people there need to get a life. First off, I have an interesting enough life without having to pretend to be someone else, you fucking pieces of shit. I have better things to do with my life than pretend to be 3 fucking people.

That being said, I'll whip out an old story from the Pornstore.

I had a regular Lot Lizard named Billy. Billy was unique. He had a great paying job, drove a nice car, but would spend his free evenings at Adult World, trying to pick up men.

That's where John comes in.

John was my first "boyfriend." We were in the fourth grade, and nothing would've come of it. I had moved away, and I never saw him again. Until I worked at Adult World, that is.

Funny how people change. He was gay. Now, in the 4th grade, you may not know your sexuality. So I don't feel it's a reflection upon me at all.

So after trash talking me to Adrian (while hitting on him the entire time,) because I had recognized him, to which Adrian kindly let him know that he was my best friend for 10 years. He went back into a booth. In comes Billy, who would periodically check the booths for man meat.

John left with Billy. Billy, who is pretty skeevy. I loved Billy to death, but he'd spend about 3 dollars total per night, and just hang out in the back lot.

*hums "It's a Small World"*