The Porn Store Employee

Sunday, April 15, 2007

I was on the Scotty and Alex Show on 94.1 WYSP Philadelphia.

So I haven't been updating, but I've been so busy. It's been hectic.

So I bought one of the booby cake pans we sell at work and made Scotty a cake. Not sure if he'll eat it, but it was funny enough.

So the other day, my COUSINS come into work. Oh my God, this is ABSOLUTELY mortifying. Chuck looks at me, and says "I know you," And I was waiting to hear on myspace or something, and he says, "Kelly? Remember me, I'm Chuck." And the woman he was with said, "I'm cousin Gail, Uncle Daniel's daughter."

Shoot me.