What a weird day. A lamp post was leaning into the powerlines, some guy was asking people for a ride, and had been stuck at work with my manager for 6 hours, and the owner's car was parked outside from the beginning of my shift to the end, and he never came in. How scary.

So for those of you who know, I give excuses as to why I can't hook up with these people or date them. Here are my excuses, none of which are true:

1) I'm engaged (usually comes with the wedding date of October 31st)
2) I took a vow of celibacy
3) I have a boyfriend
4) I'm a lesbian
5) I have herpes
6) I'm pregnant (sometimes DOESN'T deter them)
7) I'm only into blood letting. I'll do them if they let me slit them open.

So I want to tell the story of the man and the blow up doll:

This guy comes in, and he's looking at the dolls. He brings up one of pornstar Jesse Jane, and puts it on the counter and says, "I want this one, but I want to buy an outfit for it." So I take it out of the box, making sure the pumps are there and that the vibrating bits work. He comes over, and starts stroking her hair as he puts the outfit down.

I go to put her in the box, and he shakes his head no. So I put the bag in the box, and he carries her out, deflated, like his new bride.

Ew.

Wow... definately time to cover some ground:

The drag queens haven't been coming in recently, but some other weird people have.

I yelled at the guy who pisses in the cup at work. He hasn't come back on my shift, and hasn't peed in any cups on anyone elses. I think because he fears my wrath... I wasn't a happy girl.

Pete (Vaselineman) came in a few times. I gave him one last shot (He had already messed up the booths, and Carl had left. I would have to clean it up, so I just let him stay.) He tried to come in the other day, and here is how the conversation went.

Me: You can't go back into the booths on my shift. Only on Carl's, you know that.
Pete: It's been changed.
Me: No it hasn't.
Pete: Well fuck you. *slams door*

Yeah. Isn't that pleasant?

I got my manager to sing "I'm too sexy." Funny, but scary at the same time.

Carl hired someone else, and the kid didn't even show up. I feel bad for Carl, because he's still pulling the double shift, and I'm pulling a shift and a couple hours over on the weekends.