Sorry about the time between posts, this time I was in the hospital getting my appendix removed.

Saturday was quite interesting. 2 drag queens came in.

The first one came in the morning. She (?) was wearing bandanas over her head, and had a mini skirt and thigh high white stockings on. She was in a window booth for about 2 hours, and then left. No one really went into either of the booths beside her....

The second one comes in almost every day. An older man, painted finger nails, wears jewelry.... and a fisherman's hat. The fisherman's hat seems to be the only piece of masculinity this guy has left.... I almost feel bad, because even I'm more masculine than he. We call him Grammy.... but not to his face.

So Lou pulls out this 4 hour DVD from the shelves, and leaves it up front for Carl and I to see. It's called "Freaky Dicks" and has a guy with 2 penis', a midget penis, a fat penis, and over all just freaky stuff, like a girl shoving her fingers into the guy's urethra (pee hole).... It makes me cringe just looking at it.

But other than that, no new updates because I was watching the back of my eyelids as they removed a piece of my body, and stuck it in some biohazard waste can somewhere to dump in a river.

I've been bad. I haven't been updating. I'm sorry.

So I work 2nd shift on thursdays, and there's this man, identity unknown, that pisses in a McDonald's cup and leaves it for me to clean.

This really irritates me, seeing as it makes me want to vomit, and creeps me out. So now anyone with a cup gets a through looking over, and after they come out, if they don't come out with their cup, I go and see if they left it in there with piss in it.

God, that's disgusting.

Today, our District Manager was in, cleaning up the backroom. I had to act like the Perfect Employee, and I hate doing that. Especially since I'm not. I couldn't read or anything, so I just kinda cleaned up, even though I already dusted the store on Sunday, and I even dusted my co-worker's section, which he never does. My dust rag was totally brown by the time I was done, so it was quite gross.

I sold a Briana Banks imitation vagina, and the VERY NEXT DAY (my day off) some guy came in and asked for it specifically with my manager. My manager was so dissapointed he missed out on that sale, that when I came in, he was like "Why did you have to sell Briana, why couldn't you have talked him into Janine?"

This weird creepy guy has been coming in just to talk to me, and he happens to hang out at the diner where I do, and keeps asking me for nude photos. This creeps me out, so I think I might start calling my manager when he comes in, because my manager scares him away.

Little Rant:

Porn girls that have names of actual celebrities or paraodies of. Tyra Banxxx (Tyra Banks), Britney Rears, just to name a few. Tyra Banxxx was in this softcore magazine we get, that does interviews and blurs out the boobies and other various bodies parts, was quoted as saying she'd never do anal, and up in the booths, what do we have? Tyra Banxxx's first anal. Ha. That's called swallowing your pride.... she should be used to swallowing.

A few days ago, a couple came in to buy a gag gift, and they blew up a sheep on the counter and bought it... it was just one of the strangest experiences that night.